103 Rocks Don't Float: Cactus Tate Returns | Discombobulated with Bobby Jaycox
Description
The day starts with fart etiquette and donuts and somehow ends with a heartfelt riff on friendship, parenting, and the strange rules of public bathrooms. That’s tour life: messy, loud, and full of tiny moments that turn into the stories we repeat for years. With our favorite chaos magnet Cactus Tate back on the mic, we stumble through airport bathroom mix-ups, “rocks don’t float” river logic, and the unflinching honesty that only comes from living shoulder to shoulder on the road.
We go there: hemorrhoids, period logistics, and why menthol pads are a war crime. But the point isn’t shock—it’s empathy. Etiquette becomes a running joke about respect, whether it’s not farting on someone’s food or knowing when to laugh a meltdown back to earth. We share the kind of bits that only happen when you’re sleep-deprived and over-caffeinated: a fan recognition during a puke spiral, an emergency hoodie mission, and the cursed suitcase wrapped in duct tape and bravado. Viv makes an appearance in our stories too—cigarettes, dogs, and the kind of practical generosity that keeps comics moving.
Parenting shows up as the quiet center. We talk about using humor to coach a kid through fear, staying calm when safety is on the line, and how our reactions become theirs. Between vape “quits,” train-ripping for sleep, and the war between water and cherry-flavored poison, we land on the same truth: touring is survival by community. The jokes keep us afloat; the care keeps us going.
Hit play for a blast of road-tested comedy, travel horror stories, and the kind of friendship that makes the worst moments bearable and the best ones unforgettable. If you laughed, learned, or just felt seen, follow the show, share it with a friend, and drop a review so more people can find us.
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